Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Barack Obama's acceptance speech in full

"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.

It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled – Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.

It's the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.

It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America.

I just received a very gracious call from Senator McCain. He fought long and hard in this campaign, and he's fought even longer and harder for the country he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine, and we are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him and Governor Palin for all they have achieved, and I look forward to working with them to renew this nation's promise in the months ahead.

I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on that train home to Delaware, the Vice President-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.

I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last sixteen years, the rock of our family and the love of my life, our nation's next First Lady, Michelle Obama. Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House. And while she's no longer with us, I know my grandmother is watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight, and know that my debt to them is beyond measure.

To my campaign manager David Plouffe, my chief strategist David Axelrod, and the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics – you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you've sacrificed to get it done.

But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to – it belongs to you.

I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington – it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston.

It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give five dollars and ten dollars and twenty dollars to this cause. It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation's apathy; who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep; from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on the doors of perfect strangers; from the millions of Americans who volunteered, and organized, and proved that more than two centuries later, a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from this Earth. This is your victory.

I know you didn't do this just to win an election and I know you didn't do it for me. You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime – two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century. Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us. There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after their children fall asleep and wonder how they'll make the mortgage, or pay their doctor's bills, or save enough for college. There is new energy to harness and new jobs to be created; new schools to build and threats to meet and alliances to repair.

The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America – I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you – we as a people will get there.

There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can't solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it's been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years – block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.

What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek – it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers – in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.

Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House – a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, "We are not enemies, but friends…though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection." And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn – I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.

And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world – our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down – we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security – we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright – tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.

For that is the true genius of America – that America can change. Our union can be perfected. And what we have already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that's on my mind tonight is about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She's a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing – Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.

She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn't vote for two reasons – because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.

And tonight, I think about all that she's seen throughout her century in America – the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can't, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can.

At a time when women's voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes we can.

When there was despair in the dust bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs and a new sense of common purpose. Yes we can.

When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can.

She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "We Shall Overcome." Yes we can.

A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can.

America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves – if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?

This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time – to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth – that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people:

Yes We Can. Thank you, God bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America."


Sunday, 2 November 2008

Sunday bits

"By any standards, Stuart Wheeler has led an enviable life. He made millions as the pioneer of spread betting in the early Seventies and lives in the magnificent Chilham Castle in Kent with his wife, a society photographer, and three glamorous daughters..." - Mail Online - I mention this article because I had a drink with Wheeler and his wife earlier this year. Lovely man.

"Natalie Dormer takes one look at our spartan little interview office and says playfully, ‘Shall we draw lots for the comfy chair?’ So already I’m won over by this baby-faced brunette, an avid poker player who could be said to have enjoyed more than her fair share of luck so far in the great gamble of an acting career." - Mail Online

"The 21st century began late for America, on 11 September 2001. Before that day, the US still defined its role in the world with reference to ideological triumph in the Cold War that had dominated the century just passed. It was the planet's only superpower and saw itself as a popular champion of global democracy. Few expected the nation to come under attack, least of all the man who had been installed in the White House a year earlier. In 2000, George W Bush was uninterested in foreign affairs. He was ill-equipped to be the first US President of the new millennium." - The Observer

"Call it the Maginot guideline, the illusion that somehow by issuing more rules, regulations and statements of principle the BBC can lay the Ross/Brand debacle to rest. Alas, that's absurd. We're not talking dodgy phone-in calls here. We're talking jokes - by the million, broadcast 24/7. And already Daily Mail reporters - those self-appointed custodians of public decency - sit by every TV and radio taking notes. Good joke, bad joke? You can't have a good laugh every time. So BBC defences must crumble again, dropped brick by brick." - The Guardian

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Watched yesterday

The American Future: American Fervour - intelligent, weighty, but just a little dull - 3/5

Dragons' Den: Theo Paphitis' Story - more interesting than I imagined it would be. James Caan next week, hitherto the least interesting of the Dragons - 4/5

Grand Designs: The Cruciform House, Berkshire - 4/5

The Daily Show: 30th October - "where are you, Joe?" - 4/5

Stephen Fry In America: Mississpppi - what happened to his arm? I missed the beginning due to a recording clash. The segment on the Angola State Penitentiary was the most interesting. Apparently, 90% of inmates there are serving sentences of life without parole - 4/5

Breaking Bad: Gray Matter - I'm still not entirely convinced by this series. It's often great, like when they were disposing of the body, but it does have its longeurs and this episode was full of them - 3/5

Friday, 31 October 2008

Last week's X Factor

Sorry, I am sooooo late commenting on last Saturday's X Factor. Most remiss of me. Not, of course, that you care, but if its OK with you I'll press like you do anyway :D

Big Band week then. Not my favourite week. I just don't see the attraction. You usually end up with the band drowning out the singers...

Main performances:

Scott Bruton - I think he was somewhat flattered by the band, but still better than previous performances - 3/5

Daniel Evans - OK, nothing more, still won't win - 3/5

Laura White - another good performance. Roll on week 4 - 4/5

Eoghan Quigg - competent - 3/5

Ruth Lorenzo - I can't remember what she sang, but I do remember that I enjoyed it. Quite sexy too - 4/5

Alexandra Burke - her weakest performance yet, thought the judges thought she was great. Polished but I didn't like the song much - 3/5

Austin Drage - can't remember it, but I noted down a '3' in my notebook.

JLS - not liking boy bands, I found myself rather enjoying this performance. I like how they stage their performances - 4/5

Diana Vickers - three full-mark performances on the bounce. You know things are going well when the judges give a standing ovation. Just wonderful - 5/5



Rachel Hylton - that's more like it. Rachel return to the kind of songs she's good at - 4/5

Sing-off:

Scott Bruton - showed nothing to indicate he could win and consequently deserved to go. Acted like a mardy baby when told he was out and came close to the audience turning on him. Back to Pontins, methinks - 2/5

Daniel Evans - saved, surprisingly, by a teary Louis, but although he has to go eventually, he did do the better performance against Scott so did deserve to have another week of relative fame - 3/5

Disco is the theme tomorrow night. Here's the latest betting on outright winner...

Diana Vickers - 7/4 (yay!)
Laura White - 10/3
Alexandra Burke - 4/1
Austin Drage - 7/1
Eoghan Quigg - 8/1
JLS - 10/1
Rachel Hylton - 14/1
Ruth Lorenzo - 20/1
Daniel Evans - 100/1

Watched yesterday

The Midnight Meat Train - adaptation of a Clive Barker short story. A photographer becomes obsessed with a killer who bludgeons people to death late at night on the New York Subway. For me, the interest comes from this film starring my second-favourite actress in the whole world, Leslie Bibb. In this, she has more screen time than in any of her films to date and doesn't disappoint, confidently tackling her role as female lead and looking gorgeous throughout. The film itself is OK. Horror isn't my favourite genre but this is well made and suitably atmospheric, but perhaps stretched a bit thin over 98 minutes - 3/5

Grand Designs: The New England Gble House, Sussex - nice woman, nice house - 4/5

Supercarrier: Into The Danger Zone - 4/5

Dead Set: Episode 2 - still fantastic - 5/5

The Daily Show: 29th October - 4/5

Nightmare In Suburbia: The Stiletto Goddess - 3/5

Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter: Katie & Peter's African Adventure - K&P head off to South Africa to renew their wedding vows. Perfectly fine programme, but I was twice compelled to shout at the television by the narrator referring to planes quite clearly driven by propellors as 'jets'. Katie wore Ugg boots for the ceremony, quite obviously drawing inspiration from Patricia Potter when, in Holby City, her character married Owen, Tish wearing Uggs under her dress - 4/5

Question Time - QT live from Washington D.C. The most striking thing about this was the difference between Omaba and McCain supporters in the audience. By and large, the Obama supporters were well-behaved, but the McCainiacs would boo anything they disagreed with or cheer like jocks at the stuff they agreed with. Uncouth rabble! Best line went to Simon Schama when he called a loud-mouthed Republican a 'blowhard'.

Thursday, 30 October 2008

Watched recently

Have I Got A Bit More News For You - 4/5

Britannia High: Let's Dance - ITV aims for the High School Musical demographic with this museical drama set in a performing arts school. It's really, really bad. The script and acting are particularly dire and, if you think think about it, these are pretty important! That said, Gary Barlow's songs are poptastic and the choreography is good and rather than get depressed by the fact it is, unquestionalby, crap, against my critical faculties I did find it rather uplifting and will watch again - 3/5

Railway Walks: The Whisky Train - seemed to puff by in about 7 minutes and I hadn't touched a drop - 4/5

Grand Designs: The Wool Mill, Yorkshire - a very nice conversion, though the shower was in a stupid location. Looked like one of those modernist portaloos you find in civic squares these days. Situating it above a wide atrium was just plain weird - 5/5

Little Britain USA: Episode 1.4 - 4/5

Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter: 23rd October - I don't know why I've never watched one of Katie's shows before because I've been a fan for years. I enjoyed it though and despite a certain degree of tackiness (too much pink, Katie) she comes across quite well. She clearly works hard and enjoys what she earns. Peter Andre seems like a really nice guy too - 4/5

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Samson and Delilah - viewing figures have dropped significantly in the US, but that didn't stop Fox putting in a full 22-episode order, so here we are again for more robotic goodness, headed up by the ever delightful Summer Glau. Sarah who? - 4/5

Secret Diary Of A Call Girl: Episode 2.8 - an ultimately dispappointing series fizzles out into nothingness. Billie, you need to get back into shape for next year - 3/5

No Heroics: Monkey Gone To Heaven - I really hope we get a second season of this. It's great stuff - 4/5

Grey's Anatomy: Physical Attraction... Chemical Reaction - it's official, I hate Meredith Grey. She must be the most unlikebale character on TV and that's saying something given the wide variety of sociopaths we invite into our living rooms these days - 4/5

Grand Designs: The Gothic House, Monmouth - ended up about as gothic as a suburban semi, but never mind. At least the staircase was nice - 4/5

Grand Designs: The Self-Build, Birmingham - 4/5

The Daily Show: 27th October - 4/5

Entourage: Gotta Look Up To Get Down - 5/5

Tim Marlow On Rothko - yay for Sky Arts! Short documentary companion piece to the current Rothko exhibition at Tate Modern, which I wrote about last week - 5/5

Flight Of The Conchords: Girlfriends - Murray is a legend - 4/5

Argumental - moderately amusing comedy game show, won't be watching it again - 3/5

Great Railway Journeys Of The World: Confessions Of A Train Spotter - 1980 and Michael Palin travels from London to Kyle of Lochalsh by train, taking a route through Birmingham and Crewe, crossing the country to York then up the ECML to Edinburgh and beyond. I like these old programmes that give a glimpse on how things used to look. Having recently been to Euston station it was interesting to see how much it still looks like it did back in 1980. Being an ex-trainspotter myself, I was interested in seeing some of the diesels I either used to spot or which left service before I started, like the Class 26 and the Deltics... I'll get my anorak - 4/5

The Daily Show: 28th October - 4/5

Dead Set: Episode 1.1 - Charlie Brooker's zombie horror set in the Big Brother house. Far, far better than I had expected, this is perhaps the best thing ever on E4. It's much darker than I had expected, but Brooker's script also infuses it with wit and knowing touches. The production values are high and as someone who regulary watches Big Brother, it also gives an interesting behind-the-scenes insight. A great cameo from Davina McCall too. A quality effort all round - 5/5

Grand Designs: The Regency Villa, Surrey - I'm always a little disappointed by Grand Designs when the project doesn't get finished. Usually these become the subject of Grand Designs Revisited, but not in this case so there's no way of knowing just how it all turned out. On the other hand, season 2, which this episode is from, is being re-released early next year so there's a chance that some new Revisited segments could have been filmed - 4/5

Tatchell on Brand / Ross

From The Guardian:

"The BBC has caved into the mass hysteria and hypocrisy of a baying, irrational mob. It has suspended radio presenters Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, prompting Brand to quit. For what?

This storm in a teacup was started by two members of the public who complained to the BBC when the programme was broadcast. What gave it legs was sensationalist media coverage by rightwing journalists who will use any excuse to attack the BBC and by the tabloid media which is obsessed with the trivia and froth of celebrity lives and misdemeanours. This coverage prompted a herd stampede of manufactured outrage by people who never listened to the original programme."


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Wednesday, 29 October 2008

It's all over bar the voting

From the Guardian...

"I hate to be a spoilsport, but this election is over. In six days from now the polling stations will be opening on election day. Later that day - sometime before midnight on the east coast of the United States - Barack Obama will be declared America's 44th president."

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Answerphonemessagegate

Seems the torch-wielding masses are out on the streets, ready to lynch Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand at the first opportunity.

Clearly, the whole thing has been blown out of all proportion. When the show was broadcast it received two complaints. It wasn't until the Mail picked up on the story that the hordes started complaining about something they hadn't even listened to in the first place. It's hard not to conclude that people who dislike Ross (no doubt driven by the usual bitterness over how much he is paid), Brand and, more broadly, the BBC are jumping on this latest bandwagon and using it as a platform to throw rocks at them.

Now we also have politicians wading in, sensing an opportunity to exploit the situation and pollute the airwaves with their own particularly unctious brand of mock self-righteous indignation.

So let's get back to the nuts and bolts of what happened. There are two distinct issues involved. The actual phonecalls to Andrew Sachs and the broadcasting of them.

There's no doubt that the phonecalls to Sachs were wrong. It's not like they were calling, say, Ricky Gervais or Gordon Ramsey, who they know would no doubt play along with the joke. Sachs isn't a regular guest for either of these two and they were wrong to assume that he could be treated in the same way.

The second issue is that of how the whole thing came to be broadcast. It's quite obvious that there was an editorial failure that allowed this to happen. The picture that seems to be emerging is that the show was being overseen by a junior producer who perhaps didn't feel they could go against Brand and Ross and remove the sequence. I wouldn't blame Brand and Ross for this though. They are big personalities who routinely push the boundaries of what's acceptable and to an extent, that's where much of their popularity lies.

But with such personalities it is also necessary to have another equally strong influence in the studio to reign them in when required, such as an experienced producer or, as is usually the case with Brand's show, a switched-on co-presenter. In the absence of either of these, the dominant personalities of the stars will assert themselves, becoming both broadcaster and de facto producer.

Had the calls not been broadcast, apologies from all concerned to Sachs and his granddaughter, Georgina Bailey, would have sufficed and everyone would have got on with their lives. That's where the culpability of Brand and Ross ends. What happened beyond that is the responsibility of the weak producer and whichever executive put them in place.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Monbiot on the 'gibbering numbskulls'

From George Monbiot in today's Guardian...

"How was it allowed to happen? How did politics in the US come to be dominated by people who make a virtue out of ignorance? Was it charity that has permitted mankind's closest living relative to spend two terms as president? How did Sarah Palin, Dan Quayle and other such gibbering numbskulls get to where they are? How could Republican rallies in 2008 be drowned out by screaming ignoramuses insisting that Barack Obama was a Muslim and a terrorist?

Like most people on my side of the Atlantic, I have for many years been mystified by American politics. The US has the world's best universities and attracts the world's finest minds. It dominates discoveries in science and medicine. Its wealth and power depend on the application of knowledge. Yet, uniquely among the developed nations (with the possible exception of Australia), learning is a grave political disadvantage."


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Sunday, 26 October 2008

Kevin Spacey's golden age

From The Observer:

"One evening at the end of the summer a boat chugged down the Thames bearing precious freight. On board, staff, stage crew and actors from The Old Vic Theatre Company drank and danced their way around the decks, careful not to disturb the slumbering figure of Kevin Spacey, the theatre's artistic director.

'He was having a little nap at one point with Minnie, his dog, on his chest,' says Jessica Hynes, a star of the theatre's current hit, Alan Ayckbourn's 1973 trilogy The Norman Conquests. 'What was great was that he was there, though. He had come to support all of the staff. It was well before the previews or any reviews of our show, so it was just a general pat on the back for everyone. From the minute I started working at the theatre, that was the atmosphere I loved.'"


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Saturday, 25 October 2008

Watched last night

Peep Show: Warring Factions - never watched Peep Show before, not even for a second, which, I admit, has been somewhat remiss of me. Give the huge critical acclaim, I was open to watching it, but never got around to it. Cue Zavvi and their offer of the first five season for £19.99 and I can now begin to address this omission. I'm rather glad I did because this first ever episode was excellent - 5/5

Grand Designs: The Oak Framed House, Argyll - finally, More4 start showing something other than the first or eighth season, with this episode from season four - 4/5

Breaking Bad: Cancer Man - 4/5

Service For Southend - short film from the British Transport Films stable on the electrification of the Liverpool St to Southend line. I'm curious as to why the film doesn't give any shots of the electric trains. They show parts, such as the pantograph, or the wheels, but never the whole train, whereas steam engines appear throughout. Would like to see more of these films - 4/5

The Daily Show: 23rd October - 4/5

Old Vic bits

Further to my Norman Conquests post a few days ago, the Old Vic have now announced the 2008/9 season line-up. Already known were the Sam Mendes directed 'Bridge Project', comprising The Winter's Tale and The Cherry Orchard, which will see Ethan Hawke treading the boards under the Old Vic's proscineum arch, but before that there are two more plays taking advantage of the current in-the-round configuration.

Firstly, Kevin Spacey will direct Joe Sutton's Complicit in its world premiere. It's about a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist who finds himself up before a Supreme Court grand jury and is, by all accounts, rather good. also It's likely to attract one or two big-name cast members.

After that comes a London revival for Brian Friel's Dancing At Lughnasa. The cast for this includes Niamh Cusack (whose sister Sinead is in the Bridge Project) and, randomly the dreamy Andrea Corr.

I have my tickets booked already! :D

A few links of interest:

Mark Shenton at The Stage looks at the Old Vic's in-the-round conversion.

Ianist has a better review of The Norman Conquests than I could ever write. Not sure about the last paragraph comemnt that Kevin knocked Alan Ayckbourn over though! I have no idea where that comes from.

Another good review at the International Herald Tribune.

BTW, it was the birthday of The Norman Conquests and Speed-The-Plow director Matthew Warchus yesterday :D

Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino - still a badass at 78

Friday, 24 October 2008

Watched recently

Grey's Anatomy: Kung Fu Fighting - better than the previous week's episode, but this whole Meredith/McDreamy thing is beyond tedious. It's been going on since 2005 FFS! Either get married or one of you die already - 4/5

Entourage: ReDOMption - 4/5

The Daily Show: 20th October - 4/5

Grand Designs: The Modernist Sugar Cube, Bristol - gorgeous design for a house, but a bit too white for my liking - 4/5

Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends: Off-Off Broadway - dawned on me as I watched that I've seen this one before, but I carried on watching anyway. This episode followed actors trying to make a name for themselves on Broadway, in TV ads or, to be honest, doing anything at all. I wrote down a few names so I could see if they've had any success:

James Lorenzo - seems the past couple of years have seen get the occasional bit part on TV, having done episodes of As The World Turns, Law & Order, The Sopranos and Gossip Girl. Other than that, a whole lot of nothing, it would seem. He seemed very focused back in 1999...

Sarah Adams - nothing at all! Bad luck!

Nicole Greenwood - 28 years old now, but she looked that back in 1999 as well. Again, a few things on TV such as Monk, Pushing Daisies and Two And A Half Men, as well as a couple of small films.


So, no superstars came out of that programme. Oh well! - 3/5

The Daily Show: 21st October - 3/5

The American Future: American War - 4/5

Stephen Fry In America: Deep South - there's something missing from this, but I can't put my finger on it - 3/5

America's Next Top Model - bye bye Marvita. Of course, it was obvious that both her and Whitney were off to the bottom two because they were featured at the start. It's pretty safe to say the first two models who appear in each episode will be up against eachother at the end. But anyway, Marvita would have never won, so it's all good that she's gone - 4/5

Fringe: The Ghost Network - still daft, still great - 4/5

The Daily Show: 22nd October - 4/5

The Family: The Rules - 4/5

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

The Norman Conquests


As regular readers will know, I spent the past weekend down in London for a weekend built around The Norman Conquests at the Old Vic.

I got down there on Friday morning and met up with my friend Tish Potter for a chat / coffee / hot chococlate / Danish pastry at Carluccio's in St Pancras. We were then joined by another of my friends, Lotty.

Tish headed off and Lotty and I headed to the Thames in search of a beach. For those unfamiliar with the South Bank, there is actually a small, sandy beach just down river from the London Eye. It's underwater much of the time, thanks to the Thames being a tidal river, but it does attract people to it's unlikely sandiness on sunny days. However, most of the time it's just visited by detritus, such as that we found - a rake, a plant pot, a toy dinosaur valiantly trying to claw its way up the beach to escape the rising waters.

After that we went to my hotel so I could check in and dump my ridiculously heavy rucksack, then went to the Old Vic for a quick drink before Lotty took off. I wandered around for a while and killed time before heading back the Old Vic to meet another friend, Doug. We drank fruity alcoholic drinks in the Pit Bar then went to Paradiso for dinner. Somehow, we then ended up in a flat in Brixton with a few people Doug knows and some others neither of us you. We all trudged off to a pub called the White Horse which was noisy and had about forty people waiting to be served and two bar staff. Not feeling the evening, I just had the one drink then caught a cab back to the hotel.

The next morning I was up early and off to do some quick shopping in the West End, before heading back to the hotel and then to the Old Vic for the first play, Table Manners at 11am. I was sat in just the best seat on the front row of the stalls, quite literally in touching distance of the actors from time to time. I was to be sat next to a charming retired couple from Edinburgh for the day, who are Alan Ayckbourn fans and travel around the country watching his plays.

Some back story. The Norman Conquests are a trilogy of plays by Ayckbourn, first performed in 1973. They features the same cast, characters and location and take place simultaneously, but in different areas of a house. People walk out of a room in one play, and into another room in another. Each plays can be viewed as a standalone, or you can see one or both of the others to build up a bigger picture of the whole and how the events in each interconnect. The plays are performed in-the-round, meaning that the stage is a circle in the middle of the theatre, surrounded with seating, as opposed to the Old Vic's usual, traditional, proscineum arch configuration.

The cast for this revival was made up of Stephen Mangan, Jessica Hynes, Amelia Bullmore, Ben Miles, Paul Ritter and Amanda Root. It's all directed by Matthew Warchus, who last 'appeared' at the Old Vic earlier this year directing Kevin Spacey, Jeff Goldblum and Laura Michelle Kelly in the awesome Speed-The-Plow (which, incidentally, they're planning to take round the world).

So, the first play was Table Manners and it was terrific. Very, very funny and it zips by. The male cast in particular stand out. Stephen Mangan as the uncontrolled, uncontrollable, lothario Norman who spends the trilogy working his way through the female characters, Paul Ritter as the henpecked husband who finally snaps in an electric argument with his wife (Amanda Root) and Tom, the hapless neighbour in love with Annie (Jessica Hynes) but suffering from an almost paralytic inability to take action. My closeness to the stage was illustrated when at one point, Amelia Bullmore as Norman's wife Sarah, in a rage, flings a bowl of soup from the table, giving someone along the row from me a small, unwanted shower.

One play down and I was back off to the West End for another quick bit of shopping, which included picking up the first five seasons of Peep Show from Zavvi for £19.99 and Zombie Strippers, starring Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson. Back to drop them at the hotel, a sandwich and a quick dash to the theatre just in time for the next play. It was during this time I managed to injure my foot with all the rushing about in not entirely comfortale shoes. I'm still limping now :(

The second plays was Living Together, in which the action shifts from the kitchen to the living room. Again, Stephen Mangan in fantastic, getting gloriously drunk and frolicking on the rug. The biggest laugh goes to Paul Ritter's Reg for his great, physical tirade against the illogicality of chess.

Two down and it was a walk down the river to Tate Modern for the Rothko exhibition...


Rothko is one my favourite artists, one of my big three including Jackson Pollock and Cy Twombly (who was also the subject of an impressive recent retrospective at Tate Modern). This exhibition of Rothko's later work is stunning, powerful and surprisingly moving and I can't recommend it enough to anyone with an interest in modern art. The Seagram murals in particular, in all their glory, are an elemental, defiant presence. No other works at Tate come close.

I purchased two heavy Rothko books from the shop and, having some time to kill, took a slow walk back up the Thames to drop them at my hotel (Premier Inn, County Hall), partly because it was a pleasant evening to take take in the atmosphere, partly because my foot was killing me so I couldn't walk much faster anyway!

Onto the final leg (and foot) as I hobbled back to the theatre for the final play, Round and Round the Garden (set in the garden, unsurprisingly). I didn't think this one was quite as good as the other two, mainly due to some Chekovian longuers, but it was still very good and Stephen Mangan had the audience in stitches once again. Another example of how close I was to the stage, there's a scene in which four of the characters are playing a ball game. At one point, Reg has to fumble a catch and he does so but the ball escapes the stage and hits me on the foot, sending Paul Ritter into a scramble.

After the play finished (with a much deserved standing ovation for the day as a whole), I got up to leave and someone fell behind me, up on the gallery. There was a little panic and staff running about. I hung around a while chatting to a girl I met but whoever fell didn't get up before I left. I rang Rejane at the Old Vic yesterday and she said that an ambulance was called and the man walked to it himself, so I guess he's OK.

Overall, I found The Norman Conquests to be a wonderful, exhilarating, theatrical experience. The in-the-round format really makes you feel part of the action and creates a strong sense of shared experience with the actors on the stage. For the first time, I think I prefer theatre to film and I never thought I would say that. Happily, I can confirm that the next two plays at the Old Vic will be using the same in-the-round format, though I'm sworn to secrecy as to what those plays are. All will be revealed later this week.

After that last play, it was back to the hotel - via Burger King - and some phonecalls before going to bed. Got up the next morning, skipped breakfast and headed to St Pancras for the train home. All in all, a great weekend and I've never been happier to be a patron of the Old Vic.

Watched recently

Flight of the Conchords: Bowie - 4/5

Stephen Fry In America: New World - 4/5

Fringe: Same Old Story - episode two maintained the high standard of the first. Definitely the new X-Files - 4/5

America's Next Top Model: Where's The Beef? - making the models wear clothes made out of meet. I think it's supposed to be ironic, or something. Either way it's great TV. I half wanted Amis to stay because she's quite attractive, but the other half of me thought she was really quite annoying, so fair enough. Bye bye. Not sure who I want to win yet, unlike Britain's Next Top Model where I wanted Alex to win from the start (and she did!). Maybe that gawky rock chick who can't walk in heels... - 4/5

The Daily Show: 14th October - 4/5

Heroes: One of Us, One of Them - continuing the strong start to season 3 - 4/5

Paul Merton In India: Episode 1.2 - 3/5

Heroes: I Am Become Death - hmm, bit dull this one. Still, let's not start writing it off just yet. All shows have their off-episodes - 3/5

The Family: Teenage Kicks - finally, the dad actually stands up for Emily for once. Best documentary on TV right now is this - 4/5

The Riches: The Lying King - strike-abridged season 2 has been very dark indeed, well done to all involved, especially Minnie Driver who is continually terrific in every episode - 4/5

The Daily Show: 15th October - 4/5

The Daily Show: 16th October - 4/5

Have I Got A Bit More News For You - proving my above statement wrong, this show never has an off-episode. It's just the funniest thing on TV - 4/5

Little Britain USA: Episode 1.3 - off-episode here though - 3/5

No Heroics: Origin and Tonic - 4/5

Friday Night With Jonathan Ross - Ricky Gervais, Gordaon Ramsey and Sarah Silverman make for a great guest list - 4/5

BTW, here's the video Sarah Silverman was talking about, that she made for her ex-boyfriend's (Jimmy Kimmell) birthday. It's been around forever, but always worth a watch...


Jimmy Kimmell gives his epic response...


Railway Walks: The Birth of Steam - hmmm, surprisingly uninteresting, this walk - 3/5

Secret Diary of a Call Girl - this series started off so well but it's gone totally downhill in the past few episodes. Would have helped if they hadn't filmed it when Billie Piper wasn't pregnant because it's all a bit creepy - 2/5

The X Factor

A belated look through the acts on last Saturday's Michael Jackson themed X Factor...

Alexandra - another good performance - 4/5

Scott - better song choice and performance this week, but he's just so generic and bland - 3/5

Ruth - unlike Simon, I think it was good that Ruth dropped the spanish because it seemed like a gimmick that was wearing thin. By all means, don't drop it forever, just don't do it every damn week. A bit of a surprise to see her in the bottom two - 3/5

Girlband - as with the previous week, Layla showed she's the only one of them who can sing properly. Although they were better, there was nothing about the performance that suggested they could go very far. I wouldn't have put them in the bottom two though - 3/5

Laura - not quite up to the awesome standard of week one, but still pretty damn good - 4/5

Austin - see Scott - 3/5

Daniel - truly woeful. Survived because he's a 'nice guy'. Louis is right too, he does look like Ricky Gervais - 1/5

JLS - loved by the audience and teenage girls, did nothing for me. Just not my thing, though their stage performance was pretty good - 2/5

Diana - now we're talking, Diana knocks it out of the park once again - 5/5



Rachel - butch Rihanna is back with a song arguably no better than in the previous week and a performance to match. What happened to the woman who sounded like Amy Winehouse in the first audition? - 2/5

Eoghan - singing Ben. How unpredictable in Michael Jackson week. Hasn't got the vocal power to make it all the way through the series, but may habg around for a while because people think he's a cute boy - 2/5

So Ruth and Girlband in the bottom two...

Ruth - unleashed the X Factor equivalent of a nuclear bomb. How Simon could choose Girlband over her is beyond me, but if she can replicate that performance in future weeks she could go very far indeed. Terrific stuff - 5/5



Girlband - salvaged some self-respect with their best performance of the series, but they were never going to win after that performance from Ruth - 4/5

Overall then, I would have dumped Daniel Evans, but Girlband were going to go sooner or later so it may as well have been now. Cheryl's still hot favourite to have the winning act, but Ruth could be a dark horse for Dannii.

Sunday, 19 October 2008

Bits and pieces

The BBC has a decent review of Quantum of Solace. There's a negative review by Christopher Tookey in the Daily Mail, but I usually find Tookey to be wrong about most things, so I wouldn't take it too seriouly.

Fox have given a full season order to Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, which gives us a full 22 episodes of Summer Glau's babe-inator :D

EW.com have an extensive article on the new Star Trek. Check out the USS Kelvin!

McCain v Letterman

I wasn't born in a manger, I was born on Krypton



Thursday, 16 October 2008

Bits and pieces

Stills from JJ Abram's Star Trek reboots have started appearing all over the place. AICN has a number of links. I have to say, it's looking damn good and it's nice to see the short uniforms of TOS have been retained ^_^

This news passed me by, but Boston Legal won't be coming back next year. However, David E. Kelley will have a new hour-long legal drama, this time over at NBC.

The Daily Mail is reporting that the BBC wants to shift Question Time to Scotland. While it's always wise to take the Mail with a pinch of salt, if this story is true then it's a quite ridiculous move on the part of the BBC. Let's be honest, most of the people who appear on the programme are based in London. It's a political show and whether or not the BBC wants to admit it, London is the political centre of the nation. This move would serve to do nothing but diminish a programme which will struggle to attract high-profile panellists to make the schlep north of the border. It's even dafter than the decision to move Five Live to Manchester.

Bafflingly, Quentin Tarantino has changed the name of his forthcoming film Inglorious Bastards to Inglourious Basterds.

Elsewhere, Ian Williams has a good analysis of last night's presidential debate, which I recorded and watched frst thing this morning. Certainly the liveliest of the debates so far. McCain was more fired up and aggressive, but I got the impression he was flailing around somewhat. Banging on about links between Obama and Bill Ayers is a dead-end, save with the people who were always going to vote for McCain anyway. Anyone with powers of objective reasoning can see the idea that Obama 'pals around with terrorists', to quote Sarah Palin, is patently absurd, as are the accusations he's an 'extremist' on abortion or participating in 'class warfare' on economic policy. Obama himself remained cool as ever, concentrated on issues of substance and, to be honest, simply appeared more presidential.

There's more good analysis of the debate by Jonathan Freedland and Melissa McEwan.

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Watched yesterday

Wired: Episode 1.1 - a rare experience for me, watching an ITV drama. Still, for reasons that escape me I chose to give this tale of a bank employee blackmailed into taking part in a hi-tech robbery a go. It was actually quite good! - 4/5

Railway Walks: Discovering Snowdonia - Julia Bradbury walks from Dolgellau to Barmouth - 4/5

Grey's Anatomy: Heart You Every Day - hmmm, the past couple of episodes were good, but this was a bit boring. Not enough Izzie, too much meredith, that's the trouble. Well, partly - 3/5

The Daily Show: 13th October - 4/5

Breaking Bad: ...And The Bag's In The River - last week, this programme taught me that if disposing of a body using hydroflouric acid, I should place said body in an LDPE container first. Sadly, this week it didn't teach me much as was a bit dull, though it did pick up at the end - 3/5

Daniel hearts Danielle

Most people who know me will know I have a thing for glamour model Danielle Lloyd. I am now going to regularly foist this Daniphilia on you, dear reader. Sorry.

First up, Danielle's launched her own modelling agency, Irresistible Talent. As much as I hate Flash as a medium for site building, I must say that I think designer David Roberts has done a pretty fine job with a stylish, fast-loading site that certainly does justice to the models on display.

The Sun has a story on Danielle's recent Loaded cover shoot. A bit behind the curve as the magazine's been out about two weeks, but never mind. She's also this week's Nuts cover-girl - full scans can be found here or here, but here's the cover...

Newstoob has a preview of Danielle's 2009 calendar, which I already have on order! I'm starting to get bored of the Avril Lavigne one in here...

Monday saw her promoting a new line in Ultimo lingerie at Debenhams in Dudley - exotic! Splash News has the photos. Related articles at Female First and Thaindian News.

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Watched recently

Gomorrah - think of The Wire, but without the police and set in southern Italy and you have a pretty good approximation of what this film is about. Not a bad film, but probably about 30 to 45 minutes too long - 3/5

Britain's Got The Pop Factor... (Part One) - Peter Kay returns with his first new material in four years, a spoof of The X Factor. Split in two parts, I got to the end of this first part and decided I didn't want to watch the second. It's not that it isn't any good, it's just that it's too close to what it's trying to parody. In many ways The X Factor is beyond parody, so while Kay's trademark affectionate humour is appreciated, it feels like I've seen the show before, not least because I spent two hours the previous night watching The X Factor - 3/5

No Heroics: Back Issues - the best ITV comedy in years and one of the best British comedies in a decade. I'm loving Electroclash - 4/5

Entourage: Tree Tippers - one of the best US comedies. Consistently great - 4/5

Fringe: Pilot - taken me forever to get round to watching this, but it was worth the wait. In many respects it's a reworking of The X Files for current times and it's as mad as a bag of weasels, but on the basis of this opening episode it's all very promising. Olivia Dunham is the new Dana Scully - 4/5

Prison Break: Five The Hard Way - really enjoying this series. It's entirely ludicrous in every conceivable well, but fantastically entertaining. Jodi Lyn O'Keefe's Gretchen Morgan is my favourite pychopathic bitch on TV! - 4/5

Sunday, 12 October 2008

The X Factor

After what seemed like eight months, we finally reached the live stages of The X Factor last night. Things got off to a seemingly dodgy start when Dermot O'Leary seemingly gave the audience a Nazi salute, but improved exponentially when Cheryl Cole appeared sporting the sexiest, shiniest, black PVC jeans ever seen on network television.

On to the acts!

Girlband - as generic as their name suggests I can't seem them getting very far and, indeed, they ended up in the bottom two last night. They have one decent singer, but the trouble is that she shows just how poor the others are. The harmonies aren't too bad though - 3/5

Austin Drage - bland singer, instantly forgettable, but the judges seemed to like him - 2/5

Daniel Evans - got to the finals because of his sob story. Simon was right to say he's just a pub singer but he's likeable enough. Won't win anything though - 3/5

Alexandra Burke - now we're talking (well, singing). This girl can actually sing and does so very well. A great performance and she already looks, acts and sings like a pro - 5/5



JLS - another generic band, this time a four-guy R&B combo. I have little time for R&B and while they seemd fine technically, I'm never going to have much interest in them - 4/5

Scott Bruton - the most woeful performance of the evening and, perhaps, in the history of the live shows. Simon Cowell picked the wrong song with disastrous results and much embarassment all round, even from Simon himself. The public took pity on him though and sent him through to next week. I would have ditched him, personally - 1/5

Rachel Hylton - her makeover's made her look like a butch Rihanna and Dannii Minogue's song choice was almost as dire as Simon Cowell's above, but the girl does have potential as evidenced by her first audition and a great stage presence. Let's hope next week is better - 2/5

Diana Vickers - I adore this girl and absolutely want her to win. She has a very unusual voice for The X Factor, but both it and the girl it comes from are beautiful - 5/5



Bad Lashes - poor girl band, worse than Girlband and no surprise they ended up in the bottom two, subsequently going home. They looked good, but had no vocal talent at all. Might possibly have survived had they not wheeled out that dreadful Wonderwall cover from the previous week at the end - 2/5

Eoghan Quigg - again, nothing to interest me here. He's a competent young singer, but his voice is a bit weak. Not much power behind it. I don't really like solo male singers anyway - 3/5

Ruth Lorenzo - good performance, but I hope she doesn't start every song, every week in Spanish. That was a good twist the first time, but it's becoming a bit tiresome now - 3/5

Laura White - over at the Guardian blogs last week, I predicted that Laura would win this, and on the strentgh of her truly phenomenal performance last night, she must surely be the favourite. Staggeringly good. I want Diana to win, but if this girl wins instead I will be more than happy - 5/5



Heh, I'm sittting here watching that clip and getting all teary. Sap!

Overall, it's quite clear that The X Factor is Cheryl's to lose. She has far and away the best singers in Alexandra, Diana and Laura and it will be a major shock if all of them aren't there on final night in December.

The return of 'watched recently'

After a hiatus of decades, I'm bringing back my regular review of what I've been watching on TV. Here's last night's viewing:

Secret Diary of a Call Girl: Episode 2.6 - not a great episode, the sole highlight being Bambi in her thigh boots. However, it's blatantly obvious that Billie Piper was pregnant throughout filming. She's usually filmed from the chest up, clearly put on lots of weight and when you do see her full length, she's invariable wearing something baggy. It's a bit off-putting though, mixing the sexuality of the character with the knowledge the actress is pregnant at the same time. I may be kinky, but that doesn't really float my boat! - 3/5

Railway Walks: The Peak Express - in these times of economic gloom and doom, a programem like this provides a pleasant diversion. Julia Bradbury takes a walk along long disused railway lines around the country, starting with the Midland line between Bakewell and Buxton. Much like her previous, similar series assaying some of Wainwright's Lakeland walks, it's beautifully shot and makes you want to don boots and go out for a wander - 4/5

Flight of the Conchords - fell out of love with this show first time around, but catching the current repeats on BBC4 I'm much more into it - 4/5

The American Future: American Plenty - documentary series in which Simon Schama takes a look at some of the challenges facing the US in the future. This is the BBC at its best - high quality documentary making, accessible, but not dumbed down. This first episode looked at the impending water crisis in the American west. It provided an interesting history of the western frontier and the race to harness the power of the Colorado river to provide water for development across the west. Particularly notable was the story of what happened to Oklahoma in the early 30s. Investors had rushed in to cultivate the dry, barren land to grow wheat and, for a few years, did very well. However, the ploughing of the hard soil loosened it to such an extent that it was vulnerable to the wind and a series of storms through the early 30s quite literallyy blew all the soil away. The biggest of these storms were on 14th April 1935, known as Black Sunday, when 20 individual stormed wreaked havoc and covered much of the US in a think dust cloud. Another one to catch on iPlayer! - 4/5

Little Britain USA: Episode 1.2 - just as good as the first two series of Little Britain. G-d knows what the American's will think the sketch at the end in which Matt Lucas shaves David Walliams genitals... - 4/5

Friday, 10 October 2008

Figures


Now that Blogger has lifted its spam flag, I can happily direct you all to my new blog dedicated to the hotter-than-hell actress Leslie Bibb. You've probably never heard of her, but she's a star on the rise with a whole host of TV shows behind her and movies that include Iron Man and Talladega Nights.

The blog's a bit rough at the moment as I'm using this template, but it will get polished up over time. You can find it at http://lesliebibb.co.uk.

Going randomly off-topic, readers who have been with me since the beginning will know that earlier this year I signed up to do an Open University degree. Well, I started it in earnest last Saturday, going through the preparatory unit of the MU120 Open Mathematics course. What's surprised me is the amount of stuff I thought I knew, but which I had in fact forgotten, some of it fairly basic. As a result, I've been re-learning fractional multiplication and division, scientific notation and powers.

There are two things I'm hating so far. The first is estimation. While I understand the concept and it's importance as a reality check on calculations, I always seem to pick the wrong figures to estimate with. For example, a question I answered yesterday asked me to estimate an answer to something like 27.44 squared, so I estimated an answer between 25 squared and 30 squared, but the answer given was to estimate between 20 squared and 30 squared. I always seem to get this wrong, if indeed it is wrong. Maybe my estimations are just more precise. That might be the answer though. I like to be precise with calculations, I'm not naturally inclined to estimation, which is more about personal judgement than absolute specificity.

The second thing I hate is questions that require a narrative answer. Typically, these ask you to explain some mathematical concept or other in layman's terms. Again, I understand the value of being able to communicate mathematical concepts to other people and hence its inclusion on the course, but I haven't embarked on this degree with the intention of communicating what I learn with anyone else. It's a purely personal thing. I find these questions irrelevant to what I want to achieve and somewhat tedious (and difficult) to answer.

Monday, 6 October 2008

From the Guardian

A little story I noticed in the Guardian the other day...

"Relatives beat a Malaysian couple to death in a ritual apparently meant to help stop the man smoking."

Well I guess it worked!

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

RIP Jimmy Sirrel


Jimmy Sirrel
Footballer, manager of Notts County
2nd February 1922 - 25th September 2008

Saturday, 27 September 2008

RIP Paul Newman


Paul Newman
Actor
26th January 1925 - 26th September 2008

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Victoria Derbyshire / 5 live in Manchester

Yesterday morning I found myself at the Quaker Meeting Hall in Manchester for a live broadcast of Victoria Derbyshire's BBC Radio 5 live show coinciding with the Labour party conference.


Myself and Marm, who I went out drinking with on Sunday evening at Danish bar/restaurant Kro and geek-bar Fab (Carl Exley! Legend!). Not the wisest thing to do when you end up going to bed four hours before you have to get up to go on the radio, but never mind! Many vodkas and orange were had.

I did feel like death when I got up, but the walk to the venue from the hotel freshened me up no end.


Victoria Derbyshire and my cheesily grinning self.


In the blue shirt we have Ed Milliband, member of the cabinet, Minister for the Cabinet Office, Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster and brother of David. The poor guy looked terrified when he sat down, but I found he came across very well and with sincerity, despite some stock answers you expect a politician to give.

On the right, 5 live political correspondent John Pienaar.


Next up, left to right, Graham Stringer MP, former Home Secretary Charles Clarke, John Pienaar and Victoria Derbyshire.

As one of the few MPs who actually says what he thinks, I went over and shook Charles Clarke's hand. Unfortunately, he does have a rather limp handshake, which is never a good sign. I was a little disappointed. I wanted to ask him a question about why, if nobody in the cabinet has the guts to say what they really think about the PM (as he maintains many cabinet members want him gone), we should think any of them have the guts required to lead the country, but I had my thunder stolen by Fraser Nelson, political editor of The Spectator.

(Victoria herself does have a proper, firm handshake, BTW).

After they left, the MP John McDonnell turned up along with another MP (don't remember her name) to discuss the economy. McDonnell got me wound up talking about curbing 'fat cat' salaries and introuding price-fixing into the energy market. I wanted to ask him how Gordon Brown could possibly be the best person to deal with the economic crisis given that he helped cause it by presiding over an economic boom faciliated by the availability of vast amount of cheap credit and over-inflated house-prices, but before the mic came to me, Fraser Nelson beat me to it again with the same question!


Home Secretary Jacqui Smith. Out of picture were her serious looking security detail. I thought about taking a photo of them, but thought better of it, lest I found myself being bundled into the back of a van.

Just after the Home Secretary arrived, so did a group of 8 or 9 boys, a couple of whom can be seen on the left. They left after she did. At the same time, her appearance was filmed, I think by BBC News. I wonder if these two things are somehow related...


Here we have Jacqui Smith, an MP whose name escapes me, another former Home Secretary in the shape of David Blunkett (and his dog, Sadie) and John Pienaar.

If I'm honest, I started to tune out a little at this point. The final hour was largely discussion of knife crime and how to get young people engaged with politics, all very worthy of course, but not something I personally get too excited about.

In addition, my attention became distracted. More of her further on...


Victoria strikes a pose...


There's a scene in Wayne's World where Wayne (Mike Myers) sees Cassandra (Tia Carrere) singing on stage with her band and is lovestruck. The band fades out and Gary Wright's "Dream Weaver" plays. It's cheesy, but effective.

This happened to me when I took this photo. Victoria stepped forward as I took the shot and revealed the beautiful Katie. As embarassing as it is to admit, I quickly succumbed to the kind of crush an 11-year old boy might get on a new classmate on his first day at secondary school. I had butterflies!

Part of Victoria's 5 live team, Katie's job at this event was to carry a mic around to whoever wanted to speak.


Katie again, poor photo, but I found the sign amusing.


Victoria looking evil. She looked like satan until I removed the red eye...


The girl speaking into the mic is Claire Hazelgrove, just 20 years old and Labour's prospective parliamentary candidate for Skipton & Ripon. Move aside, Caroline Flint.

Sitting on the left is another young PPC, Rachel Reeves for Leeds West.

Apologies to Katie, my photo made is look like she was asleep.


Claire Hazelgrove and Katie.


After the show ended, we all had to clear out quickly because the hall had been booked for another event, but before I left, I summoned up the courage to ask Katie if I could have my photo taken with her.

First attempt, not quite right...


Second attempt, job done!

After this, I packed up my crush in my free 5 live bag and headed for my train home.

Overall, it was a very interesting experience. As a 5 live listener it was interesting to see the show in action, the technical side and so on. When you listen to a show on the radio it's easy to forget that it's not just the person you hear, but a whole team putting it together. Victoria herself is every bit as engaging as I had expected and very much on top of her game, as I guess you have to be in live radio.

On the political side, I didn't gain any great insights, but seeing politicians in such close proximity does humanize them somewhat and the odd party-line soundbite aside, most of them came across as sincere individuals. In a way, I actually found myself feeling a little sorry for them, which was unexpected and a little inexplicable...

Friday, 19 September 2008

Without Angelina


Where to start with this film? I recorded it about two months ago solely because it stars Angelina Jolie and while I fully expected it to be crap, the completist Joliefan within me compelled me to sit through it.

Sure enough, it is indeed a crap film. Super-low budget, wooden acting (ironically, it stars Scott Plank) and, crucially, no ending. It's based on a true story. Michael Francke, director of the Oregon Department of Corrections, was stabbed in a car park and his brother, Kevin, convinced there was a conspiracy covering up what really happened, embarked on his own investigation.

The trouble is that although someone was convicted of the murder, Kevin didn't buy it, which meant that the film just petered out into nothing. Now that's OK where the case if fairly well known to be unresolved, such as with David Fincher's Zodiac. You know there won't be a pay-off at the end. However, with this film, unless you're in Oregon you're unlikely to know anything about the case and will feel rather short-changed by the ending.

Ordinarily though, a film like this wouldn't warrant a mention on this blog. However, after seeing the above DVD cover, I couldn't let it pass without comment. Who's that top-lining? Angelina Jolie! Now that's fine for say, Gia, Mr & Mrs Smith or Wanted, but if you total up La Jolie's screentime for this entire film I doubt it adds up to any more than five minutes. Poor old Scott Plank (RIP, incidentally) gets relegated to supporting actor even though he's in almost EVERY SINGLE SHOT OF THE ENTIRE FILM.

The misrepresentation doesn't end there. Look at that gun he's carrying, a chunky, manly, revolver! Sadly it bears no resemblance to the gun he carries in the film, which is a weedy pistol reminiscent of something a Nazi would carry in a WW2 movie. Then there's that line at the bottom 'AND THE ULTIMATE GOVERNMENT COVER-UP', no doubt designed to provoke images of labyrinthine conspiracies and shocking All The President's Men-style revelations, neither of which are evidenced by the film itself.

To round things off, the BBFC have given it a 15 certificate, something which I can only attribute to grossly offensive acting (Jolie aside) because the film is entirely innocuous, a view borne out by the fact it was rated PG on the Sky EPG.

Monday, 15 September 2008

RIP Richard Wright



Richard Wright
Musician, founder member of Pink Floyd
28th July 1943 - 15th September 2008

Saturday, 6 September 2008

Big Brother 9

I would just like to quote a post I made on the Guardian blogs on 13th June:

"I'm going to stick my neck out (and, indeed, the head attached to it) now and say now that Rachel will win BB9."

I am, like, *so* clever.

Saturday, 30 August 2008

Sunday, 24 August 2008

Danielle!

Haven't posted anything about Danielle Lloyd for a while, so here's a link to her looking amazing in a tutu and black stockings :D

Thursday, 21 August 2008

Olympic medals table update

The Olympic medals table, adjusted to take account of national populations:

1. The Bahamas - 1 medal per 307,451 population
2. Jamaica - 1 per 311,592
3. Slovenia - 1 per 401,542
4. New Zealand - 1 per 463,718
5. Australia - 1 per 542,128
6. Armenia - 1 per 593,717
7. Estonia - 1 per 653,803
8. Lithuania - 1 per 713,042
9. Bahrain - 1 per 718,306
10. Belarus - 1 per 745,059

23. Great Britain - 1 per 1,523,598
41. USA - 1 per 3,198,154
62. China - 1 per 16,024,634

World average - 1 per 8,927,224

Sorry for the lack of update yesterday. I had another truly shit day.

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Olympic medals table update

The Olympic medals table, adjusted to take account of national populations:

1. Slovenia - 1 medal per 401,542 population
2. New Zealand - 1 per 521,683
3. Jamaica - 1 per 560,866
4. Australia - 1 per 588,596
5. Armenia - 1 per 593,717
6. Estonia - 1 per 653,803
7. Bahrain - 1 per 718,306
8. Belarus - 1 per 880,524
9. Denmark - 1 per 914,121
10. Norway - 1 per 928,891

22. Great Britain - 1 per 1,846,785
42. USA - 1 per 3,845,881
59. China - 1 per 17,500,587

World average - 1 per 10,385,014

Sorry for the lack of update yesterday. I had a truly shit day.

Sunday, 17 August 2008

Olympic medals table update

The Olympic medals table, adjusted to take account of national populations:

1. Slovenia - 1 medal per 501,928 population
2. Armenia - 1 per 593,717
3. Jamaica - 1 per 701,083
4. Australia - 1 per 710,374
5. New Zealand - 1 per 834,692
6. Belarus - 1 per 968,577
7. Trinidad & Tobago - 1 per 1,047,366
8. Norway - 1 per 1,161,114
9. Estonia - 1 per 1,307,605
10. Slovakia - 1 per 1,363,852

25. Great Britain - 1 per 2,437,756
38. USA - 1 per 4,674,225
55. China - 1 per 21,804,010

World average - 1 per 12,891,050

Observer-vations

A couple of items to comemnt on in today's Observer.

Firstly, they're reporting that 'Downing Street aides' have accused David Cameron of visiting Georgia for a 'photo opportunity'. It's also said that Gordon Brown was irritated by the trip.

Personally, I think Cameron should be commended. He's the only British politician who has actually shown any balls and gone to Tbilisi. Unlike the US, which sent very high-level support for democratic Georgia in the form of Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice, nobody from out government could be arsed to make an effort.

Moving on, there's an awful piece by someone called Carole Cadwalladr in which she accuses the BBC of hypocrisy in reporting the story of the little girl at the Olympics opening ceremony while at the same time having Gabby Logan present their Olympics coverage. She basically says that Logan was chosen for her looks and asks how that's any different to Yang Peiyi being substituted for a prettier looking girl in the ceremony.

There are two problems with this argument. Firstly and most fundamentally, Logan is only one of several presenters. There are others who are quite clearly not as attractive as Logan and indeed spend more time on camera, so why single out Logan as if she was the only presenter? Secondly, the only reason there was a story was because although Yang Peiyi was substituted, it was still her voice that was heard. The story was about deception. Were the replacement the actual singer, there wouldn't have been any story.

She then has the gall to claim that the substitution was an example of 'hyper-Westernization', as if to suggest the Chinese have somehow been corrupted by western notions of beauty after thousands of years of living in some kind of utopian society in which looks were unimportant. This is of course, utter nonsense. Looks have confered status since the dawn of man. It's not an insidious characteristic of western society, but an evolutionary mechanism - survival of the prettiest - and it's common to every society on earth.

Saturday, 16 August 2008

Olympic medals table update

The Olympic medals table, adjusted to take account of national populations:

1. Armenia - 1 medal per 593,717 population
2. Australia - 1 per 824,034
3. New Zealand - 1 per 834,692
4. Slovenia - 1 per 1,003,856
5. Trindad & Tobago - 1 per 1,047,366
6. Norway - 1 per 1,161,114
7. Belarus - 1 per 1,210,721
8. Estonia - 1 per 1,307,605
9. Slovakia - 1 per 1,363,852
10. Cuba - 1 per 1,427,994

29. Great Britain - 1 per 3,584,936
37. USA - 1 per 5,626,382
--. World - 1 per 16,129,381
52. China - 1 per 28,914,013

Friday, 15 August 2008

The true Olympics medals table

Halfway through the Olympics and I got to thinking that the official medals table isn't really very accurate, because it doesn't take account of a country's population. Surely the success or otherwise of a country's Olympic efforts should be judged relative to its population?

With that in mind, here is my version of the Olympics table after the conclusion of today's events:

1. Armenia - 1 medal per 593,717 population
2. Slovenia - 1 per 1,003,856
3. Australia - 1 per 1,030,043
4. Slovakia - 1 per 1,363,852
5. Cuba - 1 per 1,427,994
6. Mongolia - 1 per 1,498,041
7. Georgia - 1 per 1,543,614
8. Switzerland - 1 per 1,895,380
9. Hungary - 1 per 1,986,183
10. Azerbaijan - 1 per 2,044,429

32. USA - 1 per 6,604,883
36. Great Britain - 1 per 7,617,989
44. China - 1 per 32,440,112

So while China may occupy the top spot on the official table, it's clear that they're punching below their weight, relative to their population.

It's also worth noting that while GB seem quite far down the table, they are actually performing above average because at present, the average population per medal is 20,113,144.

I'll post daily updates until the conclusion of the games.

Sunday, 10 August 2008

RIP, Bernie Mac


Bernie Mac
Actor and comedian
5th October 1957 - 9th August 2008

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7551477.stm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Mac

Sunday, 3 August 2008

Justice!

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Happy birthdays...

I don't usually comment on birthdays on this blog, but there's quite an eclectic selection of them today, so here's a happy brithday tooooooo...

Kate Bush - 50

Christopher Nolan (director of The Dark Knight) - 38

Arnold Schwarzenegger - 61

Sir Clive Sinclair - 68

Daley Thompson - 50

...and last, but by no means least, the talented, the gorgeous, the amazing Hilary Swank, 34 today!

Where is our Conservative government?

Here's an interesting set of figures. In the 2005 general election Labour won 286 of the 529 English seats at Westminster with a 35.5% share of the vote. The Conservatives won 194 seats with a 35.7% share of the vote.

So somehow, the political arithmetic of the first past the post system worked in such a way as to give Labour a majority of English seats, despite getting less votes than the Conservatives. Is this really representative democracy?

Of course, had we a PR system, neither party would have a majority so the chances are we would have had a coalition. On PR, an English parliament would have 189 Conservative MPs, 187 Labour and a sizeable 121 Liberal Democrat. Now as a Conservative supporter, I have no wish to see the Liberal Democrats in goverment, but if the people vote for a hung parliament, then then that's their will and I can live with that. What I can't accept is that a single party getting 35.5% of the vote can walk away with 54.1% of the seats and claim to have a mandate to govern from the English people.

Friday, 25 July 2008

Cool new movie posters







HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's the sound of me laughing in the face of Gordon Brown. Yes, Labour have LOST the Glasgow East by-election, the SNP turning in a 22% swing to obliterate Labour's majority of over 13,000.

I'm looking forward to Labour ministers being wheeled out to recite the usual pisspoor mantra about "reflecting on what the voters have told us in the weeks and months ahead". In fact, Douglas Alexander has already done just that. But as I've said before, until they realise that the voters are actually telling them to "fuck off", nothing will change.

So what do Labour do now? In truth, the odds are that they won't do anything. Labour MPs seem to lack the balls to make a move against Brown, which indicates that they're perhaps now resigned to defeat at the next election. After all, if a Scottish Prime Minister can't hang on to one of the safest Scottish Labour seats, what hope is there for any Labour MP in England without a radical change of direction?

Make no mistake, this by-election result shows us that Labour are staring in the face of general election annihilation. We're not talking of something on the same scale as Labour's routing of the Conservatives in 1997, we're talking something far greater, a defeat that could leave Labour as the third biggest party in Westminster and make Nick Clegg leader of the opposition.

I don't think there's anything Labour can now do to save themselves, so really they need to be looking at damage limitation. The danger is that if they stay on until April 2010, the latest possible date for the election, they risk leaving just as the economy starts to improve and just in time for the Conservatives to capitalize on it, just as Labour themselves did in 1997. Labour's best hope to avoid multiple parliaments in opposition is to go now, take the kicking and hope that the Conservatives fuck it up. That's the truly parlous state they're in.

Thursday, 24 July 2008

Looking familiar?

A new TV series from Alan Ball and a new film from Diablo Cody, but one designer has some explaining to do...



Tuesday, 22 July 2008

Caprica!

There's a promo online for Battlestar Galactica prequel Caprica and it looks pretty awesome! Click here to view.

Also, good news from Showtime where Weeds has been renewed for another two seasons, which means more Mary-Louise Parker, which is the best news I've had all day. Admittedly, it's only 6.56am, but it's up there!

And yes, I've been really slack with updating this blog of late. This simply because I've been working like a 6 year-old in an Indian sportswear factory. I've ripped all kinds of things out of the Guardian to comment on and moan about though, and I'll try and get to that soon, as well as updating what I've been watching on TV.

Thursday, 17 July 2008

Burn After Reading

Terminator: Salvation trailer

The teaser trailer for Terminator: Salvation is out. Loving Christian Bale's voiceover and, to be honest, loving the trailer as a whole.

Watch it here.

Sunday, 13 July 2008

Watched yesterday

From The Earth To The Moon: Can We Do This? - 4/5

The Hotel Inspector - 4/5

Big Brother: Day 37 - 3/5

Straightheads - 3/5

British revenge thriller starring Danny Dyer and, inexplicably, Gillian Anderson. She plays a city executive (or maybe a lawyer, it's never made clear) who, in a highly contrived bit of plot set-up, hires a security guy (Dyer) to install a surveillance system in her London flat then takes him to her boss's palatial country pile for a posh house-warming party. As you do. Not sure what's more unlikely, the fact that 39-year old Anderson's classy character would touch a 23-year old cheeky chappy cockney with a barge pole, or that 30-year-old Dyer could reasonably pass for 23.

Anyway, they go to the party, fuck and head off for home, only to get into a road accident. They're then attacked by three unknown assailants who beat Dyer to a bloody pulp (and who hasn't wished for that?) and rape Anderson. After more implausible plot contrivances the couple (which they have become, somehow) take brutal (and actually rather uncomfortable) revenge. While the whole thing is, objectively, ridiculous, I did still find it mindlessly watchable. It zips along in 80 minutes, is well photographed by Chris Seager (who did good work on White Noise) and has the balls to try something new with it's ragged ending that leaves all kinds of loose ends.

Anderson is clearly in a different class though and you do spend much of the film wanting to scream at her "GILLIAN, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS?!", but I'm glad she is because she looks *stunning*.

Welcome, Knox and Vivienne

Angelina Jolie has finally had her twins. Huzzah for them!

Saturday, 12 July 2008

Watched yesterday

Family Guy: Da Boom - 4/5
Loving the homage to Dallas, a meticulous re-creation of the infamous shower scene - with Patrick Duffy and Victoria Principal!

Wimbledon - 3/5
The film that is, not the tournement. Perhaps the weakest of the big four Working Title romantic comedies. It's amiable enough, but sorely lacking in dramatic tension and Kirsten Dunst is appalling.

Wife Swap USA - 3/5

Big Brother: Day 36 - 4/5
Big Brother: Live Eviction - 3/5
Mario gets the boot. Huzzah!

Summer Heights High: Episode 1.5
4/5

Friday, 11 July 2008

Watched yesterday

Big Brother: Day 34 - 4/5
Big Brother: Day 35 - 4/5
Now Mario has resorted to bullying his own girlfriend and Luke has started talking about Mario behind his back. If you the public make Luke the winner of this, you all deserve a good slap round the face because he's a vile, shit-stirring little prick.

Anyway, Mario is the 1/6 favourite for the chop tonight, which is good news. Rebecca is 7/2. So while it's a closer run thing than last week's Jen/Rex head-to-head it still seems like a done deal. Overall, Kat is the 13/8 favourite for outright winner, which is depressingly predictable, but more encouragingly, Darnell isn't too far behind at 15/2.

I would still like to see Rachel win as she seems the most honest and genuine housemate in there, but I must admit newcomer Sara is growing on me. She's looooooooovely, though she's inexplicably only 33/1 to win outright.

Thursday, 10 July 2008

Watched recently

3:10 To Yuma - 4/5
2007 remake starring Christian Bale and Russell Crowe. An old skool western, eschewing post-modern revisionism and all the better for it.

Dexter: It's Alive - 4/5
Good start to a new season.

Big Brother: Day 32 - 4/5
Big Brother: Day 33 - 4/5
Mario and Bex up for eviction. Who do I want to go? Hmm, both of them in an ideal world, but on balance, it has to be Mario for being a complete hypocrite and, to be frank, continually taking bullshit.

Bonekickers: Army of God - 4/5
Objectively, I would have to say this new BBC archaeological drama is crap, but I am a sucker for implausible religious conspiracies in films and on TV and actually rather enjoyed it.

The Mist - 4/5
Original horror in which the residents of a small time are holed up in a supermarket after a thick mist (and monsters hidden within) descends upon their town. Absorbing, original horror directed by Frank Darabont and based on a Stephen King novella. Notable for its downbeat ending.

Tuesday, 8 July 2008

Watched yesterday

Imagine: Werner Herzog: Beyond Reason - 4/5

House: Wilson's Heart - 5/5
Bye bye Amber. You were really hot :(

Secret Diary Of A Call Girl - 4/5

Heroes: Powerless - 4/5

Britain's Next Top Model: Finale - 4/5
Fuck yes! Alex Won!!! Huzzah! I didn't doubt she would get to the final two, but when the judges were going therough photo-by-photo comparison it really looked like it was swinging Catherine's way, but no, Alex won out. For the first and possibly only time, I'll be buying Company magazine for her shoot. I should say that Catherine would have been a worthy winner as well though, and I'm pretty sure she does have a decent modelling career ahead of her.

Where the hell is Matt?


http://www.wherethehellismatt.com

Monday, 7 July 2008

Watched this weekend

Doctor Who: The Stolen Earth - 5/5
Doctor Who: Journey's End - 5/5
Russell T Davies goes out with a bang with a corking two-parter, probably the best two episodes he's ever written and the first to get the Daleks right since the first season 'Dalek'. Loads of great stuff: the Supreme Dalek, the enslaved Davros, the insane Dalek Caan, the Crucible - the Dalek's own Death Star, Daleks flying around a German forest screeching 'Exterminieren! Exterminieren!'...

Criminal Justice: Episode 1.5 - 4/5
Well, what a great series that was. Here's hoping it wins a small truckload of BAFTAs.

America's Got Talent: Las Vegas Callbacks
My, what a sorry bunch they are...

Big Brother: Day 30 - 3/5
Big Brother: Day 31 - 4/5
As much as I hate to praise an Australian, I have to concede that newcomer Sara is pretty damn fine.

Incompetent company of the day - O2

An occasional feature in which I moan about a shit company.

Today's recipient is O2, who have comprehensively managed to cock-up the launch of the new iPhone 3G. After spending the past month asking people to pre-register their interest in buying a new iPhone, they today opened up the site so all those people who had pre-registered could pre-order their phones ahead of the official launch on Friday.

It therefore comes as something as a surprise that they ran out of stock within a couple of hours of the O2 store going live. So lets get this straight. They knew exactly how many people had pre-registered, so knew how many phones they should order, yet still somehow managed to run out of stock. Some big brains they have at O2.

I sent a typically moaning email and got a reply back saying I should try again on Thursday or go and register an interest at an O2 shop. Sorry, but no. I'm not running around after their incompetent asses. I replied saying that if they want the £2,400 a year I currently spend with Orange, they can call me when they have the phone I want. I don't think for second that they will, but that in a way vindicates me. Why should I give my money to a company that won't even pick up a phone and give me a call?

Sunday, 6 July 2008

WALL-E

Seen today, courtesy of free tickets from Walt Disney! The girl on the door at the cinema gave me a promo pack on my way in, which included stickers. She helpfully told me I could stick them on my lunch box... Anyway, the film. 800 or so years into the future and mankind has left the earth and left it in a mess. Also left behind are robots, tasked with the job of tidying up the planet until such time as the humans return. Now just one remains, the titular WALL-E, happily going about his business, collecting random items and watching an old tape of the musical, Hello Dolly! Then one day, a spaceship arrives, leaving behind a sleek, flying, female robot (EVE) on a mission, whom WALL-E falls for and which will lead to him take a trip to the stars...

In short, this is the best animated film ever made and one of the best films ever made, period. From the superb, often breathtaking animation, to the simple yet never less than entirely absorbing story, it's a resounding success on all levels. For roughly the first 40-45 minutes, there's almost no dialogue at all and it's an achievement for the writers that you never once notice, so compelling is the *visual* dialogue. The film is funny, exciting and often surprisingly moving with an existential anxiety rarely seen in films ostensibly aimed at children.

WALL-E himself is cute, funny, but tough too, reminiscent of ET, R2D2, and visually a clear descendant Short Circuit's Johnny Five. But there's a range of other characters that the animators manage to imbue with such personality, even though they're often faceless robots. EVE is one such stand-out character, conveying so much with little more than her digitised eyes (and one heck of a gun!). Also notable are WALL-E's cockroach friend and M-O, an obsessive cleaning robot.

The film also carries an environmental message about looking after the planet, but manages to get this across without being preachy. It's also a very pointed critique of consumerism, corporate greed and sedentary lifestyles, which makes it perhaps Pixar's most politically charged film to date, which is somewhat ironic considering it's owned by Walt Disney and has spawned a vast array of merchandising. But no matter. None of this apparent contradiction detracts from the film in any way. It's quite simply a masterpiece.

5/5

Saturday, 5 July 2008

Watched recently

Big Brother: Day 25 - 4/5
Big Brother: Day 26 - 5/5
Big Brother: Day 27 - 4/5
Big Brother: Day 28 - 4/5
Big Brother: Day 29 - 4/5
Big Brother: Live Eviction / New Housemates - 4/5
Hah! Bye bye Jen. Looked nice, sometimes, but as Rex rightly pointed out, she was the indirect cause of much of the crap in the house, so had to go. Three new housemates. Sara looks the hottest, but it's a shame she's Australian.

Jericho: Patrots And Tyrants - 5/5
Jericho goes out on a high, which is a shame because the short second season had really picked up, now we'll never know who won the civil war.

Secret Diary of A Call Girl: Episode 1.7 - 3/5

Cat House: What Men Don't Know - 3/5
What I now know thanks to this programme is that most of the prostitutes who work at the Midnite Bunny Ranch are a bit grim.

Glamour Girls: Episode 1.2 - 4/5
Glamour Girls: Episode 1.3 - 4/5
Glamour Girls: Episode 1.4 - 4/5
Glamour Girls: Episode 1.5 - 4/5
Glamour Girls: Episode 1.6 - 4/5
Glamour Girls: Episode 1.7 - 4/5
Glamour Girls: Episode 1.8 - 3/5
Overall, an interesting series. Amanda Harrington and Kitty Lee are lovely.

Summer Heights High: Episode 1.4 - 4/5

Criminal Justice: Episode 1.1 - 5/5
Criminal Justice: Episode 1.2 - 5/5
Criminal Justice: Episode 1.3 - 5/5
Criminal Justice: Episode 1.4 - 4/5
Fantastic mini-series from the BBC. One of the most engrossing dramas in years.

Friday, 4 July 2008

Oh, the irony!

Daily Mail loses laptop containing personal details of staff, suppliers and contributors.

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Watched yesterday

Britain's Next Top Model: Beauty And Cover Girl - 4/5
Britain's Next Top Model: Semi-Final - 4/5
Yay! Alex is through to the final! I'll be happy if either she or Catherine wins, but not Stefanie.

House: House's Head - 5/5

Glamour Girls: Episode 1.1 - 4/5
Missed this documentary series going behind the scenes at the Samantha Bond modelling agency first time around, luckily all eight episodes were repeated on BBC3 in the small hours on Sunday and Monday morning after the Glastonbury coverage. It's quite good, but somewhat strange in that the whoever films it keeps the topless models' breasts out of shot, but there are countless shots of, say, The Sun's page 3 where everything is showing.

Incidentally, this blog's favourite scouser, Danielle Lloyd, is on Celebrity Gladiators on Sky One this Sunday. She's up against Bianca Gascoigne. Go Dani!