Watched recently

Britain's Next Top Model: 19th May - OK, what the fuck is going on? Lynsey clearly had the best photo of the whole shoot and got complimented on it by all the judges, yet she got kicked out. What the fuck are the criteria here? - 3/5

The Apprentice: Week Ten - finally, Sophocles gets the boot, and well deserved it is too. Phew for Helene, rocket up the arse there girl. She doesn't stand a chance though - 5/5

Britain's Got Talent: 28th May - 3/5
Mandy Ellen Dancers - 3/5
Iona - kudos for performing with a big fat lip - 4/5
Cheeky Monkeys - good, but they shouldn't have gone through - 4/5
Kay & Harvey - not really that good, but there was something lovely about that old guy on the keyboard getting his few minutes of fame - 3/5
Bang On! - 3/5
Flava - really good, best act of the night in fact - 4/5
Sauris Nandi - he might be a good surgeon, but his act was shit. The girl was blatantly in the stand - 1/5
Andrew Johnston - went through, good choice - 4/5

Battlestar Galactica: Guess What's Coming To Dinner? - JUUUUUUUMP! - 5/5

Britain's Got Talent: 28th May - 3/5
Irresistible - 4/5
Strike - 4/5
Mary Halford March - 3/5
The Deans Of Magic - ugh, I felt embarassed for them, but they deserved the criticism for a dull act. Claudine does have a good body though. I thought they were supposed to make a big deal of their sensuality? She spent most of the act off-stage - 2/5
Charlie Green - 2/5
Urban Gypsies - 3/5
Hoop La La - 4/5
George Sampson - very good indeed, especially the water finale, clearly put everything into his performance and a most deserved finalist - 5/5