Breaking news from this week's edition of my local newspaper, the Long Eaton Advertiser...
"A pack of toilet rolls have been stolen from an office building in Breaston.
The building in Risley Lane was broken into between noon on Saturday, May 3, and 1am on Monday, May 5.
The intruders forced the back door open and the only thing missing is a pack of toilet rolls."
Well it wasn't me, even if the premises in question are just around the corner from my house. I wonder if the phrase "forced the back door open" has a double meaning in the context of this story?
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