Notes

1. Tasteful photo of the day - actor Kris Marshall face down in the street, being treated by paramedics shortly after his accident at the weekend.

2. The curious tale of Ronaldo and the transgendered prostitutes. The curious case of the chair-sniffing politician.

3. Mel Gibson picks up his first real acting job in six years.

4. Batman returns, again. The Dark Knight posters have landed.

5. Lots of really rather good reviews of Iron Man are coming out, which is good because I'm hoping to go see it this weekend. I'm not actually going to see Iron Man because it's Iron Man, but rather because it stars Leslie Bibb, hands down the hottest actress on the planet. OK, so she only has a small role, but still. It's Leslie frickin' Bibb for g-d's sake...